Other Clay Pigeons in the Cosmos

Was looking around the net, trying to find like-minded clay pigeons, and found this chap from this random site
Apparently he was made by Heather, and she passed the Clay Test with him. Well that's just lovely. I must say that his beak is suspiciously flat, making him look a bit like a duck, and i don't know about you, but his eyes look a bit beady and close together. Make him look a bit inbred. Not like my eyes. not at all. No. *looks worried*

After more surfing (oh yeah, I'm up with the lingo) I found out about a worrying activity called 'Clay Pigeon Shooting'. Argh!!! I'm quite afraid. I hope there are no Clay Pigeon Shooting clubs around here! I'll have to make enquiries as to if there's any near where the Pigeon Chick is planning on taking me. I don't want them to confuse me with the other clay pigeons (poor souls) and take some pot-shots at me. Its bad enough being dropped, i don't think PVA glue will save me if i am shot. Maybe i should start a petition at stop the slaughter of innocent clay pigeons. Just because we are clay, doesn't mean we don't have feelings.

Trevor Imposter

What the Dickins is this???

There i was, on the net, cruising around one-wingedly, looking for other Trevors and other clay pigeons, and gah! here is a Trevor that is making out to be the big 'I am'! Yeah, just because he is a magical wizard with a whip that can disappear a cow and make it see beans lots of beans lots of beans, thats not reason for him to think he is The Utimate Trevor!! Not only that, he's calling himself Trev too, which as everyone knows in my nickname! Mine all mine!! (You know, jealousy is an ugly thing... - Plump Pigeon).

Maybe i should get a theme tune. Yeah, thats a good idea. Unfortunately there isnt much to rhyme with Trevor. Or, indeed, 'pigeon'. Well, obviously theres 'clever'. but he already used that. Hmpf. Gonna have to give this some thought.

Maybe i could bring out t-shirts... or plush toys...and key rings!! yeah, screw Magical Trevor, because he may be a wizard, but he will never be.... A PIGEON!!!

Notice of Absence on behalf of Trev

Well, many of you may have noticed that Trev has been very quiet lately. This is because he is currently in the Hospital Of Pigeons - Clay Or Otherwise (HOP-COO) having his wing fixed after a recent tumble.

This is him waiting for the superglue to set, having a lie down on a coaster.

When that's all done and dusted he's having a full MOT including a repaint and a coat of PVA or Clear nail varnish (depends which sets the hardest) because, bless his little heart, he's looking a bit battered of late.

Plus, my brother is currently touring the Lake District with my digital camera, so this pic and any others for the next week will be crappy quality cuz they are taken on my phone. But then I will take Trev more places and he will be all healed and back on blogging form! Until then all he can do is browse the net, perhaps in search of more clay mini pigeon friends.

Ladybower

Went to Ladybower Reservoir in the Peak District today. Met this dude. Called Melvin. He was very nice and all, but i thought his attitude was a bit wooden (ho ho!)

Would have got some lovely picturesque shots of me with the sweeping landscape behind me, but the pigeon lady claims that the camera just 'wouldnt focus'. Yeah right, she's just a crap photographer.

Snail Issues

Ok, found a new friend today. Well, i dozed off in the garden, and woke up with Gary on my face. He was quite embarrassed, he thought i was a particularly complicated bit of rock. Its an easy mistake to make, i suppose.