Trevor Imposter

What the Dickins is this???

There i was, on the net, cruising around one-wingedly, looking for other Trevors and other clay pigeons, and gah! here is a Trevor that is making out to be the big 'I am'! Yeah, just because he is a magical wizard with a whip that can disappear a cow and make it see beans lots of beans lots of beans, thats not reason for him to think he is The Utimate Trevor!! Not only that, he's calling himself Trev too, which as everyone knows in my nickname! Mine all mine!! (You know, jealousy is an ugly thing... - Plump Pigeon).

Maybe i should get a theme tune. Yeah, thats a good idea. Unfortunately there isnt much to rhyme with Trevor. Or, indeed, 'pigeon'. Well, obviously theres 'clever'. but he already used that. Hmpf. Gonna have to give this some thought.

Maybe i could bring out t-shirts... or plush toys...and key rings!! yeah, screw Magical Trevor, because he may be a wizard, but he will never be.... A PIGEON!!!