York is a historical town, with many sights, attractions and shops. As it is a rather rainy Sunday and the local pigeon population are, rather sensibly, hiding somewhere dry, I spend a considerable amount of time in a coffee shop.
Argh!! Tragedy strikes! That dozy, clumsy-ass pigeon lady has only broken off my foot - again!! Jesus, such a ham-fisted cow!
She had better superglue it back on again!
5 comments:
As an amputee myself I can truly sympathise :-)
lol, i hope you weren't left clunking around in a handbag to lose yours, like me!!
I've never been in a handbag, honest :-)
Thats probably a good thing!
People should read this.
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