Greedy

Every so often, I'll hook up with the crew and go for a meal at the Toby Carvery. Usually its hard to get a flock of pigeons in, but we did the old trick of standing on each others shoulders and wearing a hat and a trenchcoat, so no one was any the wiser.

This is a fairly standard meal size for me, though i had to forgo the turkey, as it was as bit too close to cannibalism for me! I know a turkey, his name is Craig. We lost touch just before Christmas, actually, i hope hes ok...

All the fun without the Cone, eh? I'd say it was more fun, as theres no chance of dropping it and then getting stuck in it like i did when i got ambitious and got a triple scooper from the ice cream man, with chocolate sauce and rainbow sprinkles, then tripped on a penny someone had dropped and ended up wearing the cone as a rather attractive, though sticky, hat.